Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A> Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries> with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical> Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going> To Have To Let One Of You Go.">> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called> Therapy.............>

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A> Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries> with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical> Sounds All Day.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going> To Have To Let One Of You Go.">> And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called> Therapy.............>

Life is not Constant

Life is not constant it will vary from one end to another and it affects the environment that you live in... is it on us who make and accept the reality.. Sometimes reality really hurts but we must accept it for it is a test how we can cope up dealing with.
yeah.. its a matter of acceptance and that's life.... you know... we have many choices... and we think that we chose in winning but then we realize that in the end we are losing valuable to us... but say not sorry at all cost becuase it is the way we build by making great dicision in our life.. we build our life through experiences so keep on fighting till the end as the last blood drop
yes, we should chose to be happy, life is beautiful afterall sometimes, when we have problems we forget to apreciate life. but if we analyze it, it is us who make our life happy or miserable- its our attitude! thats correct..evrything happen in our life is in us... whether it is good or bad but still it happen for a reason a purpose that we look for its good to wallow the pain but there's no point 2 hang on there forever, we have to move on, and let go of the past and let GOD do the rest.
we will not let the past rule in our future... make the past as your servant and the future will be your master.. in that way... we build our life much better... as the fact that we can learn from the past in making in our future that's our spirt- a true fighter! in life.
i know we can not alter from the past and we had nothing to do with it.. but somehow we can change our future by making good dicision today
and sharing ideas is the best way to enjoy life... as you can get good and great ideas from someone you know
Life is good eventually if just look at it in a 3d... three dimension design in life